japhers
thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER

thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER

kentuckyfriedchokehold

sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

prancingpalfreys
prismatic-bell:

flikkerlicht:

what-is-it-anon:

nishimikan:

why did being a weeaboo become acceptable again
(applies to all you weebs making jokes about “senpai” and “kouhai” and calling each other ___-kun or ___-sama or whatecer)
but japanese use english as a joke!: english has been used as a tool of colonisation and oppression, placed in the hands of white colonisers. after having bombs dropped on civilian cities and japanese-american diaspora being interned we should have the right to make fun of america sometimes.
but it’s out of appreciation!: if you appreciate a culture you’re not part of you don’t make fun of it
but it’s just an anime stereotype!: anime’s japanese media made for japanese people and if you make fun of anime’s language use in this way you’re making fun of japanese culture
but i’m learning japanese!: then speak it in full sentences
but (japanese person i know) says it’s okay!: that’s all fine and dandy but that doesn’t make the feelings of me or other people, including my family, just go away
i just want some culture of my own, i don’t feel like i have any: culture is literally what happens when humans interact with each other, if you’ve ever been in contact with another human being then you have a weird sort of culture. the fact that you can read this means you have culture. culture’s kind of like accents in that way
if you want to take part in japanese culture go to a festival held by japanese people (if you cosplay there i will find your bed and put breadcrumbs in it each night), read books, learn the language. just be respectful about it, culture is the way people live, not a plaything 
good resource blog for this kind of thing: thisisnotjapan.tumblr.com

Wow honestly stop bitching this happens with every second language, people throw random german bullshit in their sentences and you don’t see me bitching.
You don’t “have the right" to make fun of anyone, using historical events as an excuse. It’s either everyone can make fun of everyone and nobody ever says something funny again

Can I also mention the word ‘kawaii’ is in the Oxford English Dictionairy lol.
And seriously are we relating ironically using language to fucking historical war events?

Can I also mention that English is a language of borrowings? If you don’t want people saying “kawaii,” don’t go look at alligators in the zoo. Or eat, since most of our words for food are from French and Spanish. Or have any fascination with royalty, as with the exception of “earl,” “lord,” and “king,” pretty much all our royal-related language is French. Oh! And let’s not forget all the animals you’ll never be able to mention again, because their names are taken from North American Native languages.
I learned an appreciation of tea through anime after I saw an episode of Sailor Moon where the girls take part in a tea ceremony. It fascinated me that it was so important that they sit and drink a certain way, so I started doing research and then discovered the tea ceremony uses a different kind of tea are you kidding me I didn’t know there were different kinds of tea. So when I was 13 years old, I was learning about another culture—albeit in only the most glancing way—because of their cartoons. Because I wanted to understand why that church didn’t have a cross on it, why the tea ceremony was treated like such a big deal, why all the girls dressed that way (“that way” being sailor uniforms for school), why nothing was written in letters I could read, and why older fandomers online kept using such weird names for the characters. Lo and behold: it was a Shinto temple not a church, the tea ceremony is a huge fucking deal, sailor uniforms originated during WWII and dressing in uniform is a way of showing respect to one’s teachers, there are languages out there that weren’t affected by Roman invasion, and those aren’t weird names, they’re Japanese.
And then I started watching other anime. And learned to write a little Japanese, albeit extremely wobbly and not always grammatical, and made a few friends in Japan through websites like Tegaki—I would comment on their works with the only words I could write confidently, things like かわいい!! and すごい!! ありがとう [name]-さん! and would get back comments in English written as shakily as my Japanese: “thank you!! ^_^” and “I am glad you like it!!” We couldn’t do much beyond doodling at each other, but on both sides, the effort was appreciated.
But heaven forbid anybody should think they’re getting anything out of anime. It’s all about appropriation and stealing culture. Nobody has formed friendships through it. Nobody has developed an interest in another culture through it. And I’ve never gotten delighted “oooh!”s from Japanese-speaking customers when I greeted them appropriately and thanked them: “arigatou gozaimasu ne!” I’m sure it bothered them a whole fucking lot that I knew it was appropriate to bow and to use “komanwa” rather than “konnichiwa” at eight at night not because of a formal language class, but because of something I picked up watching Japanese television. None of that ever happened.
Because if it’s not part of your own culture, it’s disrespectful and theft.
LONG LIVE SEGREGATION!

prismatic-bell:

flikkerlicht:

what-is-it-anon:

nishimikan:

why did being a weeaboo become acceptable again

(applies to all you weebs making jokes about “senpai” and “kouhai” and calling each other ___-kun or ___-sama or whatecer)

but japanese use english as a joke!: english has been used as a tool of colonisation and oppression, placed in the hands of white colonisers. after having bombs dropped on civilian cities and japanese-american diaspora being interned we should have the right to make fun of america sometimes.

but it’s out of appreciation!: if you appreciate a culture you’re not part of you don’t make fun of it

but it’s just an anime stereotype!: anime’s japanese media made for japanese people and if you make fun of anime’s language use in this way you’re making fun of japanese culture

but i’m learning japanese!: then speak it in full sentences

but (japanese person i know) says it’s okay!: that’s all fine and dandy but that doesn’t make the feelings of me or other people, including my family, just go away

i just want some culture of my own, i don’t feel like i have any: culture is literally what happens when humans interact with each other, if you’ve ever been in contact with another human being then you have a weird sort of culture. the fact that you can read this means you have culture. culture’s kind of like accents in that way

if you want to take part in japanese culture go to a festival held by japanese people (if you cosplay there i will find your bed and put breadcrumbs in it each night), read books, learn the language. just be respectful about it, culture is the way people live, not a plaything 

good resource blog for this kind of thing: thisisnotjapan.tumblr.com

Wow honestly stop bitching this happens with every second language, people throw random german bullshit in their sentences and you don’t see me bitching.

You don’t “have the right" to make fun of anyone, using historical events as an excuse. It’s either everyone can make fun of everyone and nobody ever says something funny again

Can I also mention the word ‘kawaii’ is in the Oxford English Dictionairy lol.

And seriously are we relating ironically using language to fucking historical war events?

Can I also mention that English is a language of borrowings? If you don’t want people saying “kawaii,” don’t go look at alligators in the zoo. Or eat, since most of our words for food are from French and Spanish. Or have any fascination with royalty, as with the exception of “earl,” “lord,” and “king,” pretty much all our royal-related language is French. Oh! And let’s not forget all the animals you’ll never be able to mention again, because their names are taken from North American Native languages.

I learned an appreciation of tea through anime after I saw an episode of Sailor Moon where the girls take part in a tea ceremony. It fascinated me that it was so important that they sit and drink a certain way, so I started doing research and then discovered the tea ceremony uses a different kind of tea are you kidding me I didn’t know there were different kinds of tea. So when I was 13 years old, I was learning about another culture—albeit in only the most glancing way—because of their cartoons. Because I wanted to understand why that church didn’t have a cross on it, why the tea ceremony was treated like such a big deal, why all the girls dressed that way (“that way” being sailor uniforms for school), why nothing was written in letters I could read, and why older fandomers online kept using such weird names for the characters. Lo and behold: it was a Shinto temple not a church, the tea ceremony is a huge fucking deal, sailor uniforms originated during WWII and dressing in uniform is a way of showing respect to one’s teachers, there are languages out there that weren’t affected by Roman invasion, and those aren’t weird names, they’re Japanese.

And then I started watching other anime. And learned to write a little Japanese, albeit extremely wobbly and not always grammatical, and made a few friends in Japan through websites like Tegaki—I would comment on their works with the only words I could write confidently, things like かわいい!! and すごい!! ありがとう [name]-さん! and would get back comments in English written as shakily as my Japanese: “thank you!! ^_^” and “I am glad you like it!!” We couldn’t do much beyond doodling at each other, but on both sides, the effort was appreciated.

But heaven forbid anybody should think they’re getting anything out of anime. It’s all about appropriation and stealing culture. Nobody has formed friendships through it. Nobody has developed an interest in another culture through it. And I’ve never gotten delighted “oooh!”s from Japanese-speaking customers when I greeted them appropriately and thanked them: “arigatou gozaimasu ne!” I’m sure it bothered them a whole fucking lot that I knew it was appropriate to bow and to use “komanwa” rather than “konnichiwa” at eight at night not because of a formal language class, but because of something I picked up watching Japanese television. None of that ever happened.

Because if it’s not part of your own culture, it’s disrespectful and theft.

LONG LIVE SEGREGATION!

elizabetharte

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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ollivander

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia
dutchster

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D